Hi dudes, and anybody who knows me!!

Hope you've all had a good weekend? But I bet it's not been as shocking as mine.

"I dont believe it"!!! I was told today by my 17, nearly 18 year old Daughter, that I'm going to be a Grandad in November! And it was no April fools trick.

I'm still in shock, and at this very moment knocking a big hole into a bottle of brandy.

I guess I'll have to nip out and get myself some grey hair dye now, start smoking a pipe, and get myself measured up for a pair of slippers and a flat cap, but no way am I gonna be seen pulling one of those tartan shopping trolley's on wheels, not even for a free bus pass! Although, I have to say, those mobilty scooters look like fun!

See you all at the beach soon, you won't be able to miss me, I'll be the bloke sat in the stripey deck chair, with a string vest, knotted hankie on my head, jesus sandals with argyle ankle socks, whilst eating my way through a bag of Werthers originals singing 'Who do you think you are kiddin' Mr Hitler'.

Anyway, must go, time for my Cocoa, and time to plink plink my dentures into their glass jar.

Congratulations Dude!!!!

Al.

Dude,

you should change your screen name to Kiter Grandad

Careful you dont break any of those fragile bones on the water.

Congrats mate, youll be the coolest grandad on the planet

A mate of mine was made a grandad last year , he was 36 at the time. Congrats gramps, hehe

Congrats mate.

Watching you drive your van though you can see subconsciously you have been slipping into the role for a while.

he's been pissing his pants all day and forgetting everything, i caught him online looking at the SAGA catalogue.....mmmmmmmmm nice cardie

Hey Col,

Can you post the directions to work for me, I've forgot my way there, and what was my name again? And where am I? arghhhhhhh!!

Many Congrats, Mark.

A grandad, eh!

You'll be wanting a buggy, then.





[Edited on 10-4-2007 by markyboarder]