Maybe this will get rid of them all!

http://www.west.net/%7Elpm/hobie/archives/v1-i2/humor.shtml

You've done it again.... I know great minds think alike, but your mind although great must be about 5 months behind mine..

Its already been mentioned here

But then, theres no harm in mentioning it again... Especially at this time of year when the Bloody Jet-Skiers are out in force! And it gives all the new members a chance to vote in the poll contained within the original thread.

Al.

Ooops...you got me!...I don't actually read EVERY post! Especially yours

Excellent link !!!! I laughed out loud.

I might have to get one of those Starboard Starts. I reckon you could get a couple of Sidewinders on one of those.

LOL... Nice 1 havnt seen that before,could have done with that yesterday,there was 1 jet ski out that liked skiing where i was sailing all time,think he must ave been jealous that i was getting loads more air than him off the Ramps