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posted on 6-4-2010 at 21:06 Reply With Quote
Be properly dressed before you work on your car

This is a story of a Leicester couple who's car boke down in the ASDA car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately the man was in shorts and his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

She quickly stepped forward, put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband.

The AA mechanic had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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