booger
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 08:19 |
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Poetry
This forum needs some livening up so i wrote a poem about Booger
Booger is a charger he's too hot to touch
He goes to the beach, and does flips and such,
Booger is a mad c**t and hits massive air,
Chicks always comment 'how hot is his hair'
Boogers girlfriends is everymans dream,
you know he lives near cause you hear the chicks scream
Booger goes to the pub and gets magget,
Getting home is usually very ragged
Usually when Booger has big nights,
people get scared off because of how good he fights
Booger loves muff like it is the new fashion
Chiks sit on his face and give his tonsils a bashin
Booger tells storys of how the girls flock
They all want some of his massive cock
Booger sits home and listens to Bliss
But what he wants to do is root a hot swiss
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booger
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 08:31 |
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Here is a poem about surfers
Surfers think they are the shit with fiberglass
They may be found sucking dicks on the grass
Surfers love their G-string to fit snugly
when really their girlfriends are quite ugly
Boogers girlfriend is hot and a moner,
she left a surfer last week cause he couldnt get a boner
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shem
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 10:19 |
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Booger, I like your poems, and Im sure when you grow up, youll be able to stand up on a surf board instead of just luying down.
hehe.
Where in queensland are you??
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booger
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 14:46 |
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quote:
Originally posted by shem
Booger, I like your poems, and Im sure when you grow up, youll be able to stand up on a surf board instead of just luying down.
hehe.
Where in queensland are you??
I went surfing last week with just shem and me
his ugly girlfriend sat on the beach eating KFC,
Booger paddled out ripped all over him,
as a matter of fact shem cant even trim
Shem is a kiteboarder with a small rock
He is commonley known to suck a fat cock
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booger
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 14:49 |
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quote:
Originally posted by shem
Where in queensland are you??
Goldy, dont tell me you travel here to kiteboard?
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shem
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 15:53 |
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Na, spent time there though. You should write a book.
Where about on the gold coast?
Oh, . How do you know about my sexual prefferances? Have you been stalking me????
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kiteboardingcrazy
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 18:31 |
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should'nt you be doing homework or something!!!lol
ps stick to the surfing what do you reckon shem
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shem
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| posted on 11-3-2007 at 19:07 |
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I recon hes more into writing poems than actually going boogie boarding, ey!! But hey whatever takes ya fancy.
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booger
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| posted on 12-3-2007 at 11:11 |
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quote:
Originally posted by kiteboardingcrazy
should'nt you be doing homework or something!!!lol
ps stick to the surfing what do you reckon shem
its ok mate, when u hit puberty u will realise how gay kitesurfing is
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booger
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| posted on 12-3-2007 at 11:27 |
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Kiteboardingcrazy is a kid that plays in the surf
His mum is a hoar
his dad is a smurf
Shem is known to like a pig on a spit
when in reality he likes fudge
especially packing it.
Kiteboardingcrazy is a man that looks like a chik
He is known to go to town
and suck a phat dick
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booger
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| posted on 12-3-2007 at 11:34 |
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Booger goes to the clubs to pick up rnb hoares
but how is it possible
to pick up 2 dollars when its glued to the floor?
Boogers girlfriend is hot as hell,
she is a cross between
Naiomi watt and elle.
Booger picks up chicks at the pub
and before you know it
he has them home in the tub
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shem
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| posted on 12-3-2007 at 12:40 |
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Hey Booger heres my tub, wot one you got?
Do your mum and dad let you use it on your own??
shem has attached this image:
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kiteboardingcrazy
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| posted on 12-3-2007 at 20:10 |
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bet he has to wear water wings!!!!!!!!!Lmao
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booger
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| posted on 13-3-2007 at 00:59 |
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quote:
Originally posted by shem
Hey Booger heres my tub, wot one you got?
Do your mum and dad let you use it on your own??
Wow you really are the ugly **** i thought u would be, and for the chick/man thing in the middle........ haha
But i have to give you respect for allowing that pic to go anywhere near the internet
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booger
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| posted on 13-3-2007 at 01:17 |
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Booger may be found in the tub
but more likely with a jug
a happy hour slut is what i am
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shem
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| posted on 13-3-2007 at 16:22 |
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So, Booger has no mates cos he spends all his time online instead. has loads of time to write poetry which probably means hes a dole
waller. Drinks at happy hour, (a), because hes a dole waller and has no coin, and (b), because he has a better chance of trying to get
friends that way.
Talks about sucking c@#k all the time, because he obviously has first hand experience, and always talks abouty getting laid, because we
all know that the ones that talk about it never get it,(A well known fact)!!!!!!
Oh and rides a sponge because he hasnt got much balance. I may kite, but I also sponge and ride stand up. In fact Ive sponged all over
the Goldy my self, and as much as the waters warm, the surf is pretty cac, compared to the rest of oz.
Any way, next time Im coming to Oz, Ill try and hook up with you for a sesh. Maybe we could go for a pint hey!
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Jonny
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| posted on 13-3-2007 at 17:19 |
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I was up East coast in Jan06 and the surf was sheeehite! Pretty disappointing. The only good thing about Surfers Paradise was the hot
chicks! Overrated for surf!
WA was much more consistent.
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booger
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| posted on 13-3-2007 at 22:14 |
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i agree, surf is shit here, but we have had a bullshit run last month, few sizey clean days, straddie turned on some nice peaks, and if
you travel south some still very uncrowded spots.
Jonny Jan is not the time to come to the east coast, especially qld, northerly all the time and no swell.
Come march through July. if you get straddie or deebs on its day, you will no longer say the surf is overrated.
And are you calling newcastle area and phillip island not consistent and overrated? Definately both in the top three spots in australia
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shem
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| posted on 14-3-2007 at 07:33 |
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I had some great surf on the east coast, namely Burleigh heads and Kirra. I had a few good days at Maroochedore, and Noosa is just
awesome. But compared to the Hype, I found most of the east coast far from great, and although consistent, the quality of the surf was
no ware near as good as our cold water perfect welsh reefs.
Western Oz, however is a different kettle of fish, with masses of swell and perfect reefs and fun beach breaks all over the place.
Where on the Goldy are you booger?
Oh, forgot about Byron, I had some great fun on my Mal at the bluff.
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bucski
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| posted on 14-3-2007 at 08:35 |
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I lived in West Oz for a while and boy was the surf good there, Margaret River region is incredible, always seems to have swell and
every type of wave you could imagine, gnarly reefy barrels, mellow points, big heavy stuff blah blah, oh what fun I had!
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